Money Exchange
When I got back from Alaska recently I had a bunch of American dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange window at my local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a little irritated! He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"
The poor teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"
