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created on 01/09/2007  |  http://fubar.com/funnies/b42854
HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER! > > > You don't even have to be a Mother to enjoy this one... > > > > > > Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the > >meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful > >Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. > > > > > > Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian > >and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course > >of the evening, while watching the two react, she started to wonder if > >there was more between Brian and Stephanie than met the eye. Reading his > >mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be >thinking, > >but I assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates." > > > > > > About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever since your > >mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the ! beautiful silver > >gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, > >I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. > > > > > > So he sat down and wrote: > > > Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the > >house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the > >fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for > >dinner. > > > Love, Brian > > > > > > Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that > >read: > > > > > > Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with >Stephanie, I'm not > >saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that > >if Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy > >ladle by now. > > > > > > Love, Mom
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