INSTALLING HUSBAND
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>>>>>
>>>>> Dear Tech Support,
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
>>>>> 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system
>>>>> performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry
>>>>> applications,which operated flawlessly under
>>>>> Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
>>>>> other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal
>>>>>
>>>>> Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
>>>>> programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs
>>>>> 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
>>>>> 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
>>>>> 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
>>>>> What can I do?
>>>>>
>>>>> Signed, Desperate
>>>>>
>>>>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>>> Dear Desperate:
>>>>>
>>>>> First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
>>>>> Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
>>>>> Please enter the command:
>>>>> "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download
>>>>> Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
>>>>> update. If that application works as designed,
>>>>> Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
>>>>> applications
>>>>> Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
>>>>> But remember, overuse of the above application can
>>>>> cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5
>>>>> Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
>>>>> very bad program that will download the Snoring
>>>>> Loudly Beta.
>>>>> Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it
>>>>> runs a virus in the background that will eventually
>>>>> seize control of all your system resources).
>>>>> Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
>>>>> program. These are unsupported applications and will
>>>>> crash Husband 1.0.
>>>>> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
>>>>> does have limited memory and cannot learn new
>>>>> applications quickly. You might consider buying
>>>>> additional
>>>>> software to improve memory and performance. We
>>>>> recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
>>>>>
>>>>> Good Luck, Tech Support
