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44 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 36816 · Joined on June 14, 2006 · Born on February 29th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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44 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 36816 · Joined on June 14, 2006 · Born on February 29th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
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Right so with that said lets get a few things straight. If you can't meet a few simple requirements then piss off:
0: POT!!! You don't want to know me without it
1: Honesty
2: Don't fucking lie to me
3: First rule of fight club is you don't talk about Fight Club!
4: I'm not looking for Miss right but if she lands in my lap I'll keep her.
5: I like sex
6: Don't lie and say its not a problem
7: When I tell you 3 - 7 times a day 7 days a week. I fucking mean it
8: Like I said I like sex rough kinky sex
9: I need you as a friend not some stupid bitch telling me what to do
10: You know what I'm talking about don't you
11: Not to say I don't want a girlfriend but most just won't do
12: I want you to hang out with your friends as much as I want to hang out with my friends
13: I'm not a breeder
14: Ohhh yeah you need to be flexible. If you can't deal with your ankles being tied behind your head you need not apply.
15: More or less if this is you so far things might work
16: If one of us or both of us isn't bleeding once its over then we didn't do it right.
17: Breakable girls need not apply unless you just really wanna be broken.

You know it seems to me most people don't take the time to get to know me.....Maybe its because I'm an asshole maybe baby I don't care but you should know a few things:

1 I'm not called the ball of sharp teeth and nails for nothing. Not a freak then don't ask you don't wanna know and most likely don't wanna look like you just had sex with a rabbid wolverine.

2 Yeah I'm an asshole but then again so is everyone else.

3 You remember the scene in The Devil's Advocate where she tosses off the robe in the church and is covered in scars and bite makes?
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refer back to line 1

4 Yep I offended you.......Lets see get over it you are now existing on a world of text and images. A world that isn't quite so 3d. Can't take the fact that you're too big to be wearing that type of clothing? Refer to line 2.

5 Not into rough sex and freaked out by people that are then you don't need to talk to me. Refer to line 1,2 and 3.

6 Do I really need to keep going? I think so just to prove that some assholes can find line 7. Wheres it at I'm not sure but you'll have to look for it.






Right so read me.....Lots of people wonder whats up with the hasslegram....If you don't know this is a Hasslegram:

So now I'm going to tell you a story:

I talked to my friend David about making you my friend and this is what he said in return.

You tell that dirty fucking bitch she better act like she knows cause I'm about 60 seconds away from kicking in her door and about to show her how old school I am
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Then after busting down the door I plan to lay some smackdown on her bitchass
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Now after laying the smackdown I always get heated so let me show you what happens then
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just think how nice it must be to be a pepsi.

Now I can't say I like clean girls so we'll just toss out the
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I want you dirty dirty baby

And just so you know I wanna show you my Ohhhh face a head of time
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I know you like bad boys so I'm gonna be a badass for ya
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But after the fun is all over and its time to do the deed I just want you to remember this face
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Thats right baby cause I'm
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If you have any questions as to why I made this whole long assed picture story friend request please inquire here



Right so if you get a hasslegram just get it that its my friend request. I rock out like that so either get with the picture and laugh at the hasslegram or be asssore because I sent you one I really don't give a fuck. Hope to see you as a friend soon.

Tre Stylez - Walking Dead
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We all have people that we miss I have quite a few people that I miss. One of the coolest motherfuckers I ever met was taken way too soon and was bound for greatness.

All hail the one and only Tre muthafucking Stylez:
Tre Stylez the immortal



Go now check out Stitchy C's demo off the up coming cd Dizzlexic Dialouge



1155427003DEagle.jpg You scored as Desert Eagle. Desert Eagle. This... handgun... fires 7 .50 caliber bullets. Although powerful, it is not quite suited for battle because of it's large muzzle flash, extreme recoil, and limited clip capacity... but still, it's a .50 cal!

Glock 20

100%

Desert Eagle

100%

1911

83%

Glock 19

50%

Beretta 92FS

50%

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1142626600bondage.gif You scored as Bondage. Your turn on is bondage... all out. You don't have a specific part of kinky sex that turns you on more than any other... everything working together turns you on. And why shouldn't it? Sex isn't sex without all the trimmings.

Bondage

100%

Biting

100%

Whips

100%

Blood

83%

Chains/Handcuffs

67%

Blind Folds

50%

What's Your Kinky Turn On?
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Line 7 Don't forget to pimp Gary Busey!!!!

Well looks like someone finally got it right,but does love for rough sex really make you the devil baby?


1110646774devil.gif You scored as The Devil. This card is all about viloent or sexual nature. believe it or not but the two things are related. You're traped in distructive ways. It represents the darker side of human nature

The Devil

95%

Judgement

90%

The Magician

90%

Death

90%

The High Priestess

85%

The Lovers

80%

The Hanged Man

70%

Justice

60%

The World

60%

The Empress and The Emperor

55%

The Fool

45%

The Moon

35%

The Hermit

35%

The Hierophant

0%

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44 Year Old · Male · Invited by: 36816 · Joined on June 14, 2006 · Born on February 29th · 4 referrals joined! · I have a crush on someone!
Interests
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I feel you people must understand my music to understand me so here read these lyrics for "Crotchduster" hands down some of the best metal ever made.

4 - Big Fat Box of Shit - Let Me Into Starfish Land

The a train never stops
And I am headed for your hole
I'd be so lucky if I
Could cream in your asshole
There's so much shit that we
Could make each other do
I'd rather fuck your asshole
If that's OK with you
Here comes the honey
When I am through
But I am not done cause
Your asshole is so new
Open up wide, here comes the train
If your head was between your legs
Id love to screw your brain

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll take you all to starfish land

Let me lick your asshole
Let me lick it clean
I'll suck out all the peanuts
I'll suck out all the beans
I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I'll drive up your dirt road
I'll felch out my own semen
And spit it down your throat

I love bunnies
I love pink
I love my moms underpants
Especially when they stink
I love rainbows
I love balloons
I cried at forest gump
And disney cartoons

Boba fett, boba fett
Vader and boba fett

Lubed up mustard glove
Anal love
Traveling butt raping show
Steal a mercedes
And grab the old ladies
And grease up your o

She said that I could touch it
She said she'd let me in
I warmed her up with my middle finger
Some anal ease and gin
My wang was in her crap trap
Just about to explode
Her 30 year old stepmom
Came in and drank my load


Ok so if thats still not enough for you why not check out another favorite of mine.

5 - Big Fat Box of Shit - Mr. Indigent Erection

Mr. indignant erection
Why must you be so brash
Lets play twister with wesson oil
And a meat cork for your ass
Have you ever felt a meat cork plunge you
Like a barium enema mass
Insufficient lubrication
Will damage your intestinal tract

Mothers not home
Lets have some fun
Make sure that daddy's away
If they ever found out
What were doing here
They'd probably think we're gay

Mr. williams home
Just leave me alone
Captain tupperware
Rip out my pubic hair
Hey there captain dan
Welcome to butter land
Melted cheese and shit
Rub my face in it

Cadillac mac tick tack
A swollen sack attack

Praying to the cottage cheese
That runs within my mind
Cottage cheese we worship
Came from the crack in your behind
Masturbate the alligator
Masturbate the alligator
Frozen pudding logged in person
Elevate the elevator
Desecrate the nipulator
Praying for the nannys
Suck my stolen eye
Revibrate the devibrator
Let me inside of your asshole
300 pounds of toys melted
Into a log of hate
Realize that your mothers boyfriend sells potatoes
To a pimp

Work your way into my asshole
Grab a shovel theres no hassle
Welcome to my dick


Yeah these guys are fucked but they make some killer fucking metal.
Music


Tre Stylez - Walking Dead
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Thats right get it though your skull people too much time with me may be bad for you fucking health.


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  • 3 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    Well looks like someone finally got it right,but does love for rough sex really make you the devil baby?If not, then something very close. I love it :)

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Justine ThymeMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    I'm in a contest to win VIP and Auto 11's.Could you please click on the picture below, rate it, and leave a comment or two.I get ten points for every rate I get and one point for every comment.Thank You So Much!XOXOPhotobucket*~QT~*

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Mia plz fan meMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    my page is sadly humorous compared to yours. Gary Busy, Hasselhoff... not big fans.. Horses the band, not so much. I tried to find common ground then i saw you scored Bondage... maybe there is hope yet. Thanks for the"real" comments on the request Mr. D.xxoo mia

    15 years ago · Reply
  • XxDevilsGoddess...Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    Thanks for the friend requestPlease stop by my page and rate my pics and leave sum comments thanksclick to chat

    15 years ago · Reply
  • SLdCMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    PhotobucketPhotobucketTHANKS FOR THE ADDI FANNED AND RATED YOUCOME HANG OUT WITH MEAND THE MOST AWESOME PEOPLE ON ALL OF FUBARIN SNAKE EYES RADIO & THE BASEMENT(click the pics to enter)

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    lollovd those comments!

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    Well i question the intelligence level of those who find that funny espacially as a means of getting friends. No self respecting person would post that to someone they dont know or read it and find it funny enough to accept friends. if you did not want to be friends thats ok with me but then why did you send friend requests? Odd really.. bye bye PS storming out is so juvenile especially on the net where there are no physical actions involved. Stop living in computer reality and get out into the real world.

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    You sent me the following:"As stated before you'd get my Hasslegram. Well here it is.So now I'm going to tell you a story:I talked to my friend David about making you my friend and this is what he said in return.You tell that dirty fucking bitch she better act like she knows cause I'm about 60 seconds away from kicking in her door and about to show her how old school I amThen after busting down the door I plan to lay some smackdown on her bitchassNow after laying the smackdown I always get heated so let me show you what happens then just think how nice it must be to be a pepsi.Now I can't say I like clean girls so we'll just toss out the I want you dirty dirty babyAnd just so you know I wanna show you my Ohhhh face a head of timeI know you like bad boys so I'm gonna be a badass for yaBut after the fun is all over and its time to do the deed I just want you to remember this faceThats right baby cause I'm" i think youre gross and immature and dont talk to me ever again. bye bye

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    UR NOT FUNNY THATS FOR SURE

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    So now I'm going to tell you a story:I talked to my friend David about making you my friend and this is what he said in return.You tell that dirty fucking bitch she better act like she knows cause I'm about 60 seconds away from kicking in her door and about to show her how old school I amThen after busting down the door I plan to lay some smackdown on her bitchassNow after laying the smackdown I always get heated so let me show you what happens then just think how nice it must be to be a pepsi.Now I can't say I like clean girls so we'll just toss out the I want you dirty dirty babyAnd just so you know I wanna show you my Ohhhh face a head of timeI know you like bad boys so I'm gonna be a badass for yaBut after the fun is all over and its time to do the deed I just want you to remember this faceThats right baby cause I'mIf you have any questions as to why I made this whole long assed picture story friend request please inquire hereSOMEHOW I THINK UR THE BITCH STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE BITCH

    16 years ago · Reply
  • CalypsoMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    You remind me of my good ol' friend Skohti! :) so, I gladly accepted. Just one of his insanities isn't enough. Let's have more! yay.. :D

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MUY IZMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    plug me.. ahhahahahahaha cute ;)

    16 years ago · Reply
  • MUY IZMr Eff or Mr Fu...
    Ok.. I've added you.. I'm not sure why.. but your shit made me laugh .. oh and I AM NOT pimping Gary Busey :P

    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
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    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    Hey hun, I hope your week got off to a great start!! Have a great day.

    CLICK HERE TO VISIT STANG AND RATE HER PROFILE PLEASE


    16 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ Mr Eff or Mr Fu...
    found some ichi anime for you

    16 years ago · Reply
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