Over 16,529,948 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Yup, got my application in the mail today for it. Uh huh! I know you're all jealous.
Just because it's limited to 1% of US residence. Yup. And the card isn't plastic. Oh no! It's patent waiting carbon. That's right CARBON! You know that's made for heavy duty charging!
That's right. Because I'm "pre-approved" I get all of the perks that go with this card. 24-Hour Concierge Service because really, how many times have you wanted one at 3:30 in the morning and one wasn't available? Exclusive Rewards Program. So "exclusive" we can't tell you about it. Luxury gifts because you know, we all love gifts.
And all of this for a mere $495 annual fee. That's it! I know! It's a steal! Let me apply now so they can give me my $500 limit of which they'll tack on the annual fee. WIth interest at 13.25%, look at that, I'm now over my limit. Let's read the fine print....oh well now I'm bumped to 26.99%. But hey..that's okay.
Black Visa Baby! :D
