Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An
85 yr old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his
physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said "Take this jar
home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow".
The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctors office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "well Doc, its like
this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then tried with my
left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
with her right hand, then her left hand, still nothing. She tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then without her teeth, still
nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried
squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor??
The old man replied, Yep, none of us could get the jar open!
