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At 7:00pm, I had just come in from outside, and as I went from living room to kitchen, (To remove coat, poor coffee) I knew "something" was 'bout to happen. Since I know that my recliner is my safe spot, I turned to head back to where it was. At this point, everything I have just stops workin'. Legs, arms, feet, & hands. My right hand (It feels broken right now) had been tryin' to get my coat unzipped, and I did a full-on faceplant down onto the wooden floor. I could see the floor gettin' closer, but couldn't do anything to break my fall. I laid there 'til 8:03pm, then tried to get my hand out from underneath me, so I could try to crawl to recliner. I passed out again, this time 'til 8:38pm. My knees were on the floor. My upper body on the chair. I have no idea how I got up into the recliner. I looked at clock, and tried to work everything enough so that I could go outside at 9:00pm. Speech was just gone. Tried to make a fist with right hand. Tried to move back and forth to help ribs. Knee? Screw it for right now. I'll worry 'bout it later! I crawled to the door and pulled myself up. I fell two more times on the porch, but made it back inside, and just plowed, head first, into my recliner sideways. Now, at 11:02pm, I'm hurtin' for certain, but everything seems to work ok. Slow, but ok. My right hand is swollen and hurts like hell. My face & jaw feel like someone hit me with a Louisville Slugger. My ribs & kidneys feel like I got my ass kicked. My knee is bleeding. WTF? Oh well. M.S.: I wouldn't wish this shit on anyone. I love all y'all. Big hugs. Peace...
Big hugs & Hot coffee mugs. Kevin aka "Tattoo"
