New Husband Wanted!!!
>> >
>> >A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married
>> >again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
>> >HUSBAND WANTED:
>> > MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
>> > MUST NOT BEAT ME,
>> > MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
>> > AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
>> > ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
>> >
>> >On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay,
>> >she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a
wheel
>
>> >chair.
>> >
>> >He had no arms or legs.
>> >"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!"
the
>> >widow said.
>> >
>> >"Just look at you ... you have no legs!"
>> >The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on
>> >you!"
>> >
>> >"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
>> >Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat
you!"
>> >
>> >She raised an eyebrow and asked intently,
>> >"Are you still good in bed??"
>> >The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
>> >
>> >"I rang the door bell, didn't I?"
>> >
>> >The wedding is scheduled for Saturday
