TOP 10 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SLAVE SAY TO MASTER/MISTRESS

THANKS JOANNE! LOL

10:  How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer? 

09:  Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

08:  Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right? 

07:  God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you! 

06:  And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

05:  Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night.  Some other time, perhaps.

04:  Spanking?  I-THINK-NOT! 

03:  Who died and left you in charge?

02:  Do your own damn laundry!

and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

01:  What do I look like, your maid?