So I was driving today from Middletown to my place and I had this asshole in front of me (IN THE PASSING LANE MIND YOU!!) and he had like at least a fucking football field of space infront of him...
For some reason everytime this dickwad would pass a car, he'd look over at the driver in the other car... I bet the fucker was thinkin, "Look at me in my old rundown piece of shit and look at you in the nice new Nissan Altima... Im going faster than you... I'LL BEAT YA IN A RACE, BITCH!"
God damn... I wanted to really just like fucking ride his ass and tell him to get in the fucking slow lane... mother fucker...
Then I had a guy in front of me and it scared me to fucking death... He had NO BREAK LIGHTS! I mean wtf?!! People let their cars get like that?! I mean its not that FUCKING hard to put 3 tiny little bulbs in the taillights of your fucking car! I was SOOO fucking tempted to park my car, get out and tell the fucker to get his lights fixed because its a driving hazard... WTF...
THEN I had this CUNTBALL BITCHTRICK, fucking pull out infront of me when I was moving right along and the bitch was going slow so I went into the slow lane to pass her slow fatass and the cunt decided THEN she would get her dumbfuckass over into the SLOW LANE! I had to like slam on my breaks and I started like yelling like a mother fucker... If the bitch would flicked me off, I woulda followed her stupid fucktard self and kicked her ass because I WASNT IN THE FUCKING MOOD!
Moral of my experiences today:
DRIVERS ARE FUCKING STUPID IN PENNSYLVANIA!!!!!
