My buddy sends stupid lil jokes to me but they're halarious... Here's two...
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A banana and a vibrator was on a womans bedside table. Banana says to the vibrator, "I dont know why YOU'RE shaking, she's gonna eat ME!"
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A black baby was given wings by God. He asked God, "Does this mean Im an angel now?" God laughed and said, "Nah nigga, you a bat!" Happy Halloween!
