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Merry Christmas Everyone!
Ironhorse Writer
12/09/2003
His bright red suit sports fluffy white trim
Not quite obese but a far cry from slim
Calf high boots all shiny and black
Totes a world of toys in a magical sack
He rides a custom sleigh scoot
Flames on each side
Not a horse-powered ride
It’s a Reindeer Glide
‘Cause Santa’s a Biker
‘Big Daddy’ of cool
First page, chapter one
In the ‘Book of Old School’
Got a curvy ‘ol lady
Who helps the cause
On those North Pole nights
She supports ‘The Clause’
He hangs with a group called ‘Elves MC’
All bad to the bone, all three foot three
Fillin’ the orders, loadin’ the sleigh
Hittin’ the eggnog while the Big Guy’s away
There are those who would doubt
Say, Santa’s’ not real
But, for we who ride
He’s the genuine deal
‘Cause Santa’s a Biker
‘Big Daddy’ of cool
First page, chapter one
In the ‘Book of Old School’
Believe with your heart
Not with your head
See as the child
In a hospital bed
For thunder on the street
Is their rooftops click, click, click
As each and every Toy Run
Affirms faith in ‘Ol Saint Nick
Yes, Santa is a Biker
And should you not believe
Ask the child in the hospital bed
On any Christmas Eve
I have a large Black dog. I was buying a large bag of Tux Dog biscuits at a New World Supermarket and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? (DUH!)
On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Tux Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I had lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and with IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Tux nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is so nutritionally complete I was going to try it again.
(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish setter’s butt and a car hit us both.
Larr , i got Bad news today
My Doctor told me i have
Liver Cancer , Jim
By DAVID PORTER
Associated Press Writer
NEWARK, N.J. (AP) -- The father of three children who have names associated with Nazis is accusing the state Division of Youth and Family Services of taking his children under false pretenses and says one of the kids appeared neglected when he saw them last week.
Heath Campbell told The Associated Press on Saturday that he and his wife, Deborah, have been allowed to see their children once since state child welfare workers removed them from the family's home on Jan. 9.
Campbell said his 2-year-old daughter, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, appeared sick and had a runny nose and dirty diaper when he and his wife visited the children last week under the supervision of state social workers.
DYFS has not said why JoyceLynn and siblings Adolf Hitler Campbell, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April, were removed. Kate Bernyk, a DYFS spokeswoman, said Saturday that confidentiality laws prevent the agency from commenting on specific cases.
Campbell said the agency told him the children were taken because they were in "imminent danger," but he believed the removal was spurred by publicity surrounding the children's names.
"In three years, they've never been involved with us," he said, referring to DYFS. "They said it's not about the newspaper articles, but they took them because of their names. I don't care what anybody says."
The family made headlines in December when a ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich, near the family's home in Holland Township, refused to decorate a birthday cake with their son's name.
A Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania wound up decorating the cake, but the resulting publicity put the family under media scrutiny. Heath Campbell said he and his wife are staying with relatives because neighbors and others are harassing them.
Police in Holland Township are investigating a mailed death threat that was received by a woman whose last name is Campbell but is not related the couple.
A hearing in Hunterdon County family court was postponed earlier this month because the Campbells were unable to retain a lawyer. Heath Campbell said Saturday they still have not done so.
This is another reason to flee New Jersey with your children. The son's of bitches called dyfs who haunted me for years with no reason and the very agency who's head had beaten foster children entrusted to her. In New Jersey no one has custody of their children unless they apply for it, This is how dyfs can just take your kids with no reason , court appearance, just accuse you , kids gone and you seldom get them back. I beat their system by getting full custody and used their own counseling system to get them out of my life . I was lucky to do this. I was arrested for non payment of support and put in jail for several days. My support was paid in full!. While incarcerated they tried to find my Daughter and place her in in foster care because " I was a man raising a Daughter". I had a decent attorney and full custody , I was able to end their shit for ever after several years !!. This is an example of what can happen to folks who are outside what they consider "normal" and living in a communist state like New Jersey. I fooking hate New Jersey and all it represents.
Dear Mr. President:
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know
If not, please disregard.
