ISSUES IF LIFE
Life is like a hoe house. Eventually you’ll get fucked.
They say money can’t buy you love/ happiness. Well fuck them money can buy you one hour of bliss.
Life is like being a sexy blonde chick. Someone is always trying to fuck you.
Don’t dress and act like a hoe and say I’m not like that because if it looks like a duck.. quack quack bitch you know the rest.
Ladies. FYI. It IS your booty NOT your beauty.
Ladies. FYI. When he buys you a drink he’s already plannin on gettin some that night.
Ladies. FYI. There is no such thing as guy friends. Those niggas are just waiting for their chance to get in those panties. Sad but true.
Ladies. FYI. Letting yur man go with your best friend everywhere is a big sign of trouble
If people tell you your kids are bad they probably are.
Life is like being a toilet. There’s always gonna be someone shittin on you.
Life is like being a fence on the american border. Someone is always trying to get over you.
Life is like being in jail. Someone is always trying to fuck you up the ass.
Life is like a rubix cube. Hard to understand and you’ll never figure it out.
Marriage is like being tortured for many years because you were being nice to someone.
Women who let their men wear gay lookin clothes and do gay shit are probably having an affair.
Ladies. Giving head is like going to church, it’s good for the soul.
Ladies. Giving head IS excercise. Try it and just see how tight those neck and jaw muscles become.
Ladies. Giving head is a win-win situation. He’s happy and well that’s all that matters.
Ladies. Letting your man do it doggy style will help lift your ever sagging ass. Don’t believe me, try it.
Men. Eating Pussy helps you grow a mustache.
Men. Taking pictures with your shirt off and posting it up only makes you look gayer than what you really are.
What the hell is wrong with kids now. I hear 11 and 12 year old kids talkin about they’re gay or bi. Now how in the hell can you know that if you’ve never gotten any pussy or dick. I mean boys should at least give pussy a try and girls should give it up a little more so everyone can see where they stand. Just becuase Sally is your BFF and you guys do everything together doesn’t make you gay. Get out there and give it up you just might like it.
