YAYA's blog: "WHAT A GURL WANTS"

RELIGIOUS OR NOT U DECIDE It's about time i put some words down about where we are as a country. Some say that America has become "pussified" because we let other people tell us how to run our country. Our nation has become soft because we bend for so many different people. Too many times i have heard about people who are offended by something they saw or heard about religion. Everyone is so "sue the next guy because i was offended" happy its just ridiculous. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his Theory of Evolution.Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire Book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game.But it's a Christian prayer, some will argue.Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect -- somebody chanting ?If I went to a football game in Jerusalem , I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad , I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer.If I went to a ping pong match in China , I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. You know how the saying goes. "When in Rome ..." I see it this way if I go to your house I'll try to make you as comfortable as possible but i am not going to change the whole damn house around for you just because you don't like something. But what about the atheists? That is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass th e collection plate. ;Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer!Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations.Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating, to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well, just sue me.The silent majority has been silent too long. It's time we tell that one or two who scream loud enough to be heard that the vast majority doesn't care what they want. It is time that the majority rules! It's time we tell them, You don't have to pray; you don't have to say the Pledge of Allegiance; you don't have to believe in God or attend services that honor Him. That is your right, and we will honor your right; but by golly, you are no longer going to take our rights away. We are fighting back, and we WILL WIN!God bless us one and all ... especially those who denounce Him , God bless America, despite all her faults. She is still the greatest nation of all. God bless our service men who are fighting to protect our right to pray and worship God. Without them i couldn't even be able to go on this rant.

PART 2 OF LIFE life is like eating a tuna fish sandwich and chugging a bottle of vodka, shits bound to happen. Life is like a computer. if you catch a virus, it’ll fuck your life up. People love horses because donkeys are not all that great to look at. So the lesson is don’t be an ass. Men. FYI. If you let your girl dress like a hoe don’t get mad when other guys start yelling, whistling and looking at her. Men. FYI. You can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. But you can turn a housewife into a hoe. Men. FYI. If you let your women take you shopping and pick out your clothes for you. YOU ARE PUSSY WHOOPED!!!! Men. FYI. Its true if you treat women like the ladies they are they’ll stay around a little longer. Men. FYI. Girls are looking for gangsta thugs. Women are looking for MEN. Men. FYI. So she cooks, cleans, does your laundry and helps you pay the bills you leave her because she won’t do something nasty. Don’t complain now because the bitch you with spends all your money and only knows how to give good head. Men. FYI. If you have kids, being a father means more than sending off the monthly support. Men. FYI. Why spend money on rims, screens and a bad ass system if your car hardly runs and is always breaking down. Shouldn’t you get that piece of shit running right first. Men. FYI. Make sure you have a good booming system in your car before you install those damn tweeters in your grill. Men. FYI. Why spend money on rims, screens and a bad ass system in your car, when your son is at home with a dirty diaper and some hand me down clothes. Life is like a rollercoaster, its fast and crazy and once you get settled in and enjoy the ride it’s over.

ISSUES IF LIFE Life is like a hoe house. Eventually you’ll get fucked. They say money can’t buy you love/ happiness. Well fuck them money can buy you one hour of bliss. Life is like being a sexy blonde chick. Someone is always trying to fuck you. Don’t dress and act like a hoe and say I’m not like that because if it looks like a duck.. quack quack bitch you know the rest. Ladies. FYI. It IS your booty NOT your beauty. Ladies. FYI. When he buys you a drink he’s already plannin on gettin some that night. Ladies. FYI. There is no such thing as guy friends. Those niggas are just waiting for their chance to get in those panties. Sad but true. Ladies. FYI. Letting yur man go with your best friend everywhere is a big sign of trouble If people tell you your kids are bad they probably are. Life is like being a toilet. There’s always gonna be someone shittin on you. Life is like being a fence on the american border. Someone is always trying to get over you. Life is like being in jail. Someone is always trying to fuck you up the ass. Life is like a rubix cube. Hard to understand and you’ll never figure it out. Marriage is like being tortured for many years because you were being nice to someone. Women who let their men wear gay lookin clothes and do gay shit are probably having an affair. Ladies. Giving head is like going to church, it’s good for the soul. Ladies. Giving head IS excercise. Try it and just see how tight those neck and jaw muscles become. Ladies. Giving head is a win-win situation. He’s happy and well that’s all that matters. Ladies. Letting your man do it doggy style will help lift your ever sagging ass. Don’t believe me, try it. Men. Eating Pussy helps you grow a mustache. Men. Taking pictures with your shirt off and posting it up only makes you look gayer than what you really are. What the hell is wrong with kids now. I hear 11 and 12 year old kids talkin about they’re gay or bi. Now how in the hell can you know that if you’ve never gotten any pussy or dick. I mean boys should at least give pussy a try and girls should give it up a little more so everyone can see where they stand. Just becuase Sally is your BFF and you guys do everything together doesn’t make you gay. Get out there and give it up you just might like it.

HOW TO EAT A GIRL OUT 95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us(guys)..so the key is.. eat pussy first..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end, however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them..kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want..that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so u have easier access to their clit) now...roll the tip and somewhat flat part of your tongue around the clit in a circular motion...slowly...DONT STOP...the KEY is to hold your rhythm...listen to homegirls breathin'..use this as feedback..and react w/your tongue accordingly..you want her breathin' to be steady...at a steady pace..kinda like a clock...tick tock tick tock tick tock...it sounds lame but she should be breathin' on beat...no. not MOANING..breathing...listen to her breathin'...listen to the moans when ur on the phone or somethin'...now the key is...DONT STOP (I emphasize this, cuz it's important...if u STOP GO STOP GO haphazard like, you're not gonna get anywhere)...DONT STOP..even if it's to pick a hair outta ur mouth...just hold your rhythm..circle her clit...increase speed gradually... once u've got the speed up a bit...and her breathin' is tellin' u on target..use more of the tip of ur tongue...and move it less...but at a slightly faster pace...basically work ur way into..flickin' it back n forth like a punching bag..it's hard to explain..but it's kinda like vibratin' your tongue..not swayin' it back n forth like a wreckin' ball..slappin' her clit as you swoosh by..if u can keep this up for atleast 60 seconds...she'll cum..if she's stubborn and won't bust..get a finger or two up inside her..hook ur finger(s)..and kinda "scratch""scrape""tickle""massage" her Gspot..which feels like a lil sponge..it's on the "ceiling" of her pussy..inside..and up top.. about an inch in.. consider your fingers holdin' the harmony..while your tongue works the melody...and she'll bust before u know it.. good..you've succeded..now the worst thing u can do now..is STOP..keep fuckin' goin..this is the good part..if u ignore her pants, rants, and gestures for u to stop..and keep goin' like she hasn't busted.. (she'll initially want u to stop cuz she's all madd sensitive at the moment)..after 10-15 seconds, the sensitivity for her will fade..and about a minute later..yes A MINUTE..she'll bust again..so do it again and again and again until she declares you the winner....the only way to know you did a good job is by getting served seconds thirds fourths and fifths