PART 2 OF LIFE
life is like eating a tuna fish sandwich and chugging a bottle of vodka, shits bound to happen.
Life is like a computer. if you catch a virus, it’ll fuck your life up.
People love horses because donkeys are not all that great to look at. So the lesson is don’t be an ass.
Men. FYI. If you let your girl dress like a hoe don’t get mad when other guys start yelling, whistling and looking at her.
Men. FYI. You can’t turn a hoe into a house wife. But you can turn a housewife into a hoe.
Men. FYI. If you let your women take you shopping and pick out your clothes for you. YOU ARE PUSSY WHOOPED!!!!
Men. FYI. Its true if you treat women like the ladies they are they’ll stay around a little longer.
Men. FYI. Girls are looking for gangsta thugs. Women are looking for MEN.
Men. FYI. So she cooks, cleans, does your laundry and helps you pay the bills you leave her because she won’t do something nasty. Don’t complain now because the bitch you with spends all your money and only knows how to give good head.
Men. FYI. If you have kids, being a father means more than sending off the monthly support.
Men. FYI. Why spend money on rims, screens and a bad ass system if your car hardly runs and is always breaking down. Shouldn’t you get that piece of shit running right first.
Men. FYI. Make sure you have a good booming system in your car before you install those damn tweeters in your grill.
Men. FYI. Why spend money on rims, screens and a bad ass system in your car, when your son is at home with a dirty diaper and some hand me down clothes.
Life is like a rollercoaster, its fast and crazy and once you get settled in and enjoy the ride it’s over.
