country1982's blog: "are you a red neck"

       Subject: Last  request
   
    
   Katie  Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine  Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the  terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before  they were beheaded and dragged naked through the  streets.  
      
   Katie  Couric said,  'Well,  I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried  chicken.'

 
 



 
 

 
 
 
 

The  leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the  chicken.  Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die  content.'  

 
 


Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York ,  so I'd like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last  time.'

 
 

The  terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western  world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and  played the song.

 
 



 
 

 
 
 
 

Gibson  was satisfied.  

 
 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 

Brian  Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape  recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,  someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the  end.'

 
 

The  leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams  dictated his comments.

 
 



 
 

 
 
 
 
 

He  then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

 

 
 
 
 

The  leader turned and asked, 'And now, Mr.. U.S. Marine, what is your final  wish?

 

 
 
 
 

'Kick  me in the ass,' said the Marine.

 

 
 
 
 

'What?'  asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last  hour?'

 
 

 
 
 
 

'No,  I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the  Marine.

 
 

 
 
 
 

So  the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the  ass.

 
 

 
 
 
 

The  Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from  inside his cammies and shot the leader  dead.

 
 

In  the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then  with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he  took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another  11.

 
 

In  a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their  lives.

 
 

 
 
 
 

As  the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why  didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to  kick you in the ass?'

 
 

 
 
 
 

'What?'  replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the  aggressor....?'

 

 
 
 
 

Semper  Fi!

 
 



 
 
 

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