Ain't America wunnerfull? Here it's not only alright to fail it's fuckin' expected! Has there ever been a country with built-in excuses for failure? Like; "Oh he couldn't do it you know how stupid niggers are," "What do you expect from a dumb ass spic?" "How the fuck did he think he was gonna make it he's a goddamn guinea" "he, or she, never had a fuckin' chance their father's a drunken Irish prick" "I don't see why those stupid fuckin' hillbillies even try they should stick to watching wrestling" "why did that idiot even try with all those fuckin' tattoos?" "That fuckin' old bastard jeeze some people!" And then we have women; "Awe poor thing it must be the result of an unhappy marriage!" (Even if it's her 50th)! Feel free to change, add, subtract! I think for a first thought I fuckin' got everybody! I warned y'all yesterday this shows I was serious! Somebody tell me where I'm wrong? Not oh you shouldn't use the 'Ni' or w/e other word Inspired by Carlos Mencia some real fuckin' ethnic humor!
