willyblues's blog: "Humor by Willy (you been warned)"

The whole fuckin' world is crazy except me and you! I often wonder about you and, sometimes, I fuckin' wonder about me!

From Dad thanks Mom for reminding me; I've got an asshole full of hair and it's still fuckin' growing!

Insurance companies ONLY want to insure those who don't fuckin' need it

A woman is like a pair of shoes, I mean a lot more then her vagina; some are too loose, no support, and you flop around in them, some are too fuckin' tight and pinch and will give you bunions, but there are also women who fit just right! If you got, or ever get one *of the later,* hold on to her as long as it fuckin' lasts!

Any musician who tells you "we ain't in it for the money" just nod your head and tell the bartender the fuckin' drinks are on them! Jeeze my list of "Lies We Tell Each Other" is growing! Mick Jagger told somebody this shit, a long time ago, on TV! All right so why is "The Rolling Stones" a fuckin' corporation? Well, I am in it for the money and one of these days I might start making some!

It just maybe that my purpose in life is simply to serve as a fuckin' warning to others!

We all love to spend money for buying new clothes, but never realize that the best times we enjoyed without fuckin' clothes

Since when did "attitude" become a dirty word? Everybody has an attitude from "let me help," "bitchy" -- what it usually means in girl's, "I know it all" "I'm BAD," to "Jeeze I hope nobody sees me" these are all attitudes too! And yeah I fuckin' been guilty of all at different times! Somebody without an attitude is unconscious or fuckin' dead!

In today's world if you're not confused then you ain't fuckin' thinking clearly!

"ST. CHARLES, Mo. - What the ...? A St. Louis-area town is considering a bill that would ban swearing in bars, along with table-dancing, drinking contests and profane music." from msnbc.com Yeah ok give those SOB's a chance and the only fuckin' thing that will be playin' in bars is a goddamn Ommmpa band with 3 part accordions! Jeeze doesn't anybody see the fuckin' wrong here? We are supposed to have free speech! So I guess I can't be sendin' my shit out to anybody in the mid-west on the fuckin' off chance one of my thoughts maybe repeated in a fuckin' bar! Yeah alright... YOU KNOW who is to blame here... LMAO