willyblues's blog: "A cynical Willyism for the fuckin' day 10/31/07;"

Hope this ain't marked, by the site, as private! THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 10/22/96 10:00 PM. A-Harp, Key of E. Rocking, Eight-bar Shuffle. Baby, since you been gone I haven't tried to find somebody else The Blues is my faithful companion, so at least I'm not by myself! If in the beginning, you had let me choose I'd take the lesser of two evils, I'd take the Blues! Since I'm only human, I admit that I miss you sometimes There's not a day goes by that you don't cross my mind! Then I get to thinking of all the hell you put me through So give me the lesser of two evil, give me the Blues! When you told me, you were leaving; it almost came as good news. That is, after I got over my crazy rotten mood! It may sound funny, but it's the stone-cold truth I was left with the lesser of two evils, you left me the Blues! When you told me you were leaving, it almost came as good news I was just thinking of all the hell you put me through! I know what to tell em, when someone asks about you I got the lesser of two evils, I got the Blues!!!... Copyright 1996 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited "The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989) "The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989) "Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author "Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins Okay y'all I got new place for my site! The link is here, now I definitely have music, and me singing "That's Just the Way That I Am," an original, there and pics too. Don't just stop at the front page scroll down and check it all out! Keep checking back I just updated it... The last page has "How to Know If you're a New Yorker," by me. A little humor on the serious side! Sign the guestbook too y'all! Willy's New Joint

You Know You're From California If: My shit in () Willys cynical thought for the fucking day; Except for crossing the awesome border into awesome Mexico in like 1973 or 4, we came back through awesome Texas, my awesome ass never like been back! Somebody, from awesome California, tell me like this isn't how they talk! I'll KNOW you just like told a awesome fuckin' lie! So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: 1. Your (awesome) coworker has 8 (awesome) body piercing's and (like) none are visible! 2. You make over (like) $300,000 and still can't afford a (awesome) house! 3. You take a (awesome) bus and are (like) shocked at two people carrying on a (awesome) conversation in (like) English! 4. Your child's (awesome) 3rd-grade teacher has (awesome) purple hair, a (awesome) nose ring, and is (like) named Flower! 5. You can't remember ... is (awesome) pot illegal? 6. You've been to a (awesome) baby shower that has (like) two mothers and a (awesome) sperm donor! 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can (like) taste the difference between (awesome) Sumatran and (like) Ethiopian! 8. You can't remember... is pot (like) illegal? 9. A really (awesome) parking space can (like) totally move you to tears! (Especially at awesome Starbucks!) 10. (Awesome) Gas costs (like) $4.00 a (goddamn) gallon! (11. First stop in your awesome car on the way to your awesome job is like the awesome Starbucks there you like order an awesome "El Grande Iced Expresso Latte" and like pay with your like awesome credit card!) (12. You tell everybody like you can't stand that sleezy Bitch, Paris Hilton, but you like wrote a awesome letter to awesome Arnold Swarzenegger to get her awesome ass out!) http://www.willyblues.com/

I just found this, online, on other POS I get "Blue Screen" that's where many more are! A cynical Willyism for the fuckin' day; The health of a society depends on your Point of View! This has always been a sick fuckin' society to me, is there another that you can buy "Edible Crotless Panties," "Penis Enlarging Pills," and "Unscented Cat Food?" But this society has, also, always been home to me! BTW I failed the license test so if you laugh at this and I get a fuckin' ticket... LOL "At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter are claiming special privileges which should not be granted." -- Eric Idle WHY A BOTTLE IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN By WILLY 1/22/06 3:30 PM * A bottle will never nag you to keep the freakin' toilet seat down! * Depending on your choice a bottle can keep you warm or cool you off! * A bottle will never tell you, "The last guy drank me straight, no chaser," or on the rocks w/e! * You can own as many bottles as YOU want, they don't get jealous! * You can try as many other bottles, as your stomach can take, your bottle will wait for you! * An older bottle doesn't need Victorias Secret's lingerie to make you drink from it! In fact older bottles 9 times out of 10 are better! * A bottle won't monopolize the telephone and always be on it when you try to call! * A bottle won't keep after you to get it breast implants! * A bottle will never crowd your stuff out and fill the medicine cabinet with unknown 'beauty' products! * A bottle won't tell you, "My father always did it this way!" * Size doesn't matter to a bottle! * A bottle will go home with you even if you are uglier than sin! * A bottle will not care how many other bottles you've drunk from! * A bottle has many 'pick up lines' but you must get to the bottom first! * After drinking from a bottle you can become a one-man band, great on guitar or a singer! * Your disappointing appearance, at the bar, you can blame on a bottle! * Or if you have the dinero, to lubricate the crowd, buy them all a bottle! Caution some times, one or more, of them may think they're better than you, do NOT give them a chance! * Confidence lessons? Not needed; a bottle will convince you; you are better than Mickey Mantle, Roger Staubach and Willis Reed! * The way the game turns out, your team losing, is the fault of a bottle! * A bottle, to many men, is very necessary to even talk to a woman! * The hotter, sexier and better looking a chick is you need more of a bottle! * The ugly girl you wake up beside can always be blamed on the bottle! * The fact that you woke up alone, again, can also be blamed on a bottle! * A bottle doesn't need to be told, it looks good, dinner was great, or she's the ONLY one for you! * A bottle will never tell you how to drive or do anything else! * Any mistakes you make can be blamed on a bottle! * A bottle won't care if you are rich or poor, as long as you get it home you're alright! * Bottles don't care that you're still listening to Bobby Darin, Frank Sinatra, or Patty Paige! * A bottle won't tell anybody about your secret crush on Dolly Parton's Boobs! * A bottle will never divulge the porn sites you visit, where your old Playboy's or video's are hidden, and it won't tell that the 'Penis Enlargement Pills' failed to work! * A bottle won't discriminate against you because you're black, white, yellow, green or w/e! * A bottle could care less if you're Catholic, Protestant, Baptist, Jewish, Agnostic or still wondering! * A bottle will never tell you to, "STOP PLAYING THAT GODDAMN SONG!" * A bottle will never say, "No," to anything! And lastly there is this; * A bottle will never ask, "Does my butt look fat in this paper bag?" WILLY's NEW JOINT

A song I wrote, the "drink" covers, horse, dope, smack, and junk too! I been there, done it, a whole bunch of times! Anyway for a freakin' virtual bar; I DON'T DRINK NO MORE By WILLY SENKIWSKY 11/24/04 9:30 p.m. G-Harp, Key of D, Slow Shuffle I started drinking as a child Uncles gin and Camels was my style I slept it off then; was too young to go wild! I drank to get incoherent The older I got wilder I went I'd go to a bar with money leave without a cent (Spoken: And wonder who left the dents? In my car, head, etc.?) (Chorus) To me I'll just have one drink today Is like sayin, I'll only stick it in half way! When I start drinkin ain't no way to stop Which is how I got to know a few cops! I got tired of being on the outside of open doors And being wounded though I never been to war All of this and more is why I don't drink no more! :angry: I now know that I can't take even one sip Some say you can't teach a dog new tricks I'll bet ya the dog never woke up with a fat lip! (Spoken: And not able to remember who or why it's there!) (Chorus:) To me I'll just have one drink today Is like sayin, I'll only stick it in half way! When I start drinkin ain't no way to stop Which is how I got to know a few cops! At a bar I'd tell the tender; shut up and pour I need a drink to relax just makes me snore I drank to get drunk; but I don't drink no more!!!... @2004 Willy Senkiwsky "The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989) "Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author "Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins http://www.willyblues.com/index.htm