fubar

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME..... I am not here to hook up, wander into my cougar phase or be on the look out for a sugar daddy. I'm here to laugh have fun and escape the real world.. I am just me...... opinionated, determined, sweet, open minded, out spoken, caring, smart , and brutally honest. I am funny, in a dry sarcastic way.... I love to just sit back and watch people...I love to travel, and will take off to who knows where at a moments notice... I hate talking on the phone, but I am a textaholic...Don't ask me a question if you aren't prepared for an honest answer...I will not tolerate drama, ignorance, and bull........ FOLLOW UP - Sarcasm is an art and I love people who can make me laugh. I have a low tolerance for stupidity...some take it as me being a bitch..but really I am just standing up for my belief that the gene pool needs to be cleansed. The best part of writing this about me is that most people will not read it. I will not stroke your ego or give you beautiful empty words to make You feel validated, besides beautiful words all too often turn into hideous lies. I am not that girl...If I am your friend you should not need some bullshit ego stroking daily....high maintenance is not cool. Also....if you are so desperate that you are proclaiming your love for a person online...an online entity that you have never met....well..I am laughing at you...hard If you are still reading at this point..I commend you!! However should we become friends and I let you in... Do not lie...a lie is the one thing I won't forgive. Should you actually hurt me, well.....the term hell hath no fury does come to mind and fits. But if I care for you...rest assured it is genuine and I will always have your back. Guys -- Please don't ask me if I want to see pictures of your dick or watch you on cam -- I don't. I know you feel your dick is the best in the world but .....Please do not come at me like that, you won't like my response. I know -- it is my loss.