Re-organizing my pics.. and going to take some new ones too. Seeing that i've been on this silly site for over 2 years, some of my pics are getting pretty old.
Someone has a crush on me!!! - hey, its hard as a guy to get any ladies attention.. cause there are sooooo many stupid guys on here. So let me be proud for a minute :cD
Pickup Lines:
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
Ask: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" (No.) Wink.
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
- Let me know if any of them work :)
I'm Crazy and fun. Like to joke around. Love women!!! The world would be boring without them.
Life is too short ... so live it up! Thats what I like to do. :)
Also... I don't lie. So if i've left comments on your pics or profile, I really mean them!
PET PEEVES:
1) Why do guys use pictures of hot women in their profiles as a primary picture. I click on a girls picture to see a girl, not a guy. (Just venting)
2) Drivers... when they cut you off to get in front of you, only to arrive at a red light. Almost killed me and them and are no farther ahead. grrr.
3) People who litter (So lazy)
4) Hot girls that think they are too good for most people. Haha.. little do they know I'm too good for them. :)
5) Cell phones. (although i'm the owner of 2)
6) Girls... cause they are soooo hot and I want them all! :)
7) Smokers who smoke on the sidewalks and bus stops when the wind is blowing in my direction. Me and my asthma really didn't ask for that shit to be breathed in... and some say Smokers have rights too... I think my right to breath is far more important than your right to smoke.. so fuck off! (that one really pisses me off, can you tell... lol)
My Sign:
Scorpio is the eighth Sign of the Zodiac, and you shouldn't take that lightly. You shouldn't take Scorpios lightly, either. Those born under this Sign are dead serious in their mission to learn about others. There's no fluff or chatter for Scorpios, either: these folks will zero in on the essential questions, gleaning the secrets that lie within. Scorpios concern themselves with beginnings and endings, and are unafraid of either; they also travel in a world which is black and white and has little use for gray. The curiosity of Scorpios is immeasurable, which may be why they are such adept investigators. These folks love to probe and know how to get to the bottom of things. The fact that they have a keen sense of intuition certainly helps.
It's the Scorpion which symbolizes Scorpios, and it's no accident. Much like the Scorpion would rather kill itself than be killed, those born under this Sign are the ones who are in ultimate control of their destiny. It is life on the Scorpion's terms, too, since these folks promote their agenda (they are quite the executives) and see to it that things go forward. Others may find this overbearing (it can be) and even self-destructive, but that's the beauty of the Scorpion: these folks have tremendous regenerative powers, much like the literal Scorpion can lose its tail and promptly grow a new one. Fearless Scorpions rarely lose, per se, they just keep on going, since they are stubborn and determined to succeed (this Scorpio trait is in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign). Scorpios work as hard as they do so they can someday sit back and feel satisfied with themselves. These folks are intense, passionate and filled with desire. They're also complex and secretive, so don't expect to get much out of them, lest they become suspicious and exit stage left. It's best not to bet against Scorpios, either, since these folks are surprisingly resourceful.
