Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open
minded.
Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer
you play with them, the harder they get.
Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You
don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"
Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his
fingers is clean.
Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a
tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both
cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
Send this to 3 People You Know, Or You'll Have Bad Sex for the Rest of
Your Life....
