There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man
and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway
for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes
down from the sky and with a single
gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells
Them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing
summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty
minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He look at her, she looks at him, and they go
running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as
the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of
breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have
fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it
again?"
He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh,
yes, let's!
But let's change positions. This time, I'll
hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head."
......... AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING????