GOTTA BE ONE OF MY FAV'S
Little Johnny was watching TV in his room one night & decided to go & ask his mum & dad about something he'd just heard.
He goes downstairs & asks them "What's Love Juice?"
Dad is horrified & after looking at mum who's also gob smacked proceeds to give little Johnny the dreaded explanation.
Johnny sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement.
Dad finishes the talk & asks "So what is it you've been watching that you shouldn't be?"
Johnny replies
"Wimbledon."
(that’s tennis for the non sporting types)
