Just Neppi Blog by Myasis Dragon
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created on 03/14/2009  |  http://fubar.com/just-neppi/b285170

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that's not the worst of it.  My headlights are out of focus, and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. 

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins
. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it - Every time I sneeze, cough or laugh


either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

   CASH FOR CLUNKERS..........I QUALIFY  - 

                           How about You?

Some cocksucker stole the last 2 Mango's off my tree. I just went out to get em, because I knew that they should have been ripe today. I was all set for a Mango Smoothie.. I guess what goes around comes . But it's been over 45 years since me and my friends cleaned out Mr. Adtkins Cherry tree. Well at least they didn't spit the pits all over the top of my wife's SUV. Shit, I'd better go check on my Papayas and Key Limes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. heard it all before.. They were probably hungery! Well the motherless fucks could have knocked on my door and I would have given em 5 bucks to go get a dam Happy Meal. And NO I am not that NASTY old man that we all had in are neighborhoods growing up. But I might give it a shot. Hmmmmm, anyone know if it possible to electrify a tree. 110V, not 220V.  I'm not that mean spirited :)  Yet

Update......

Still haven't had any Coke..

43 days into this and I have lost 26 pounds and my man boobs seem to be shrinking

I have done 680 miles on the exercise bike.. 1782 miles to go before I

reach Misfits house. Wonders if she'll feed me!

573 miles to go to watch Vixen walk naked in the woods.

1667 miles to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to save Cubby from his sins.

That's right,that's right, I said it

Get over it. I've had enough!!

I gave up  smoking CIGARETTES in January

I have long given up on CANDY

I am day six into not having and COCA COLA

I'm counting CALORIE & CARB intake daily

Doing 15 miles a day on my excercise bike for CARDIO

Drinking CRYSTAl LIGHT like it's going out of style

I am eating more CHICKEN than beef

I was sadden to learn the CARROTT CAKE doesn't count as a serving

of vegetables.

Limiting myself to 2 CUPS of COFFEE a day and no longer adding

CREAM.

The Doc did say that my CHOLOSTRIAL was fine tho :)

So if I seem to be a bit CRANKY, please bare with me.

OK, got to run and go eat some CELERY

 

Day 6

3 Pounds lost

Yes, it is true. I did stray off the righteous path and give in to temptation cast upon me by the Evil 3. I let you down, I bombed on the Sabbath having proclaimed that I would not do so. I walked on the to the dark side of the road, taken in by two dark haired beauty's and visions of the others chestnut hair falling all around my pillow case. Ok, Ok, Ok.. I stole that Chestnut hair line from Don Mcleans song "Empty Chairs. STFU.. It's a good line and ya know it. So in my hour of questioning I was inspired and spat forth a poem out loud as I avoided the beggars and concentrated on friendly type targets. Sure hope I can remember that shit. But I will put it to paper and share. Could take days, weeks or even months. But I want you to know. That I won't let ya down again. And if your looking for me to apologize.... Step back..ain't happening, cause that shit was fun xoxo
I have been getting a lot of questions as to what happened with Carol. The truth of the matter is, I don't know. I do know that she was going on vacation to Mexico shortly after she wiped out all her personal pic's. The good thing is that she did not kill her account. So hopefully she will once again grace us with her presence. Sometimes the real world beckons. I still go hit her stuff and slowly she is inching towards leveling. Those of us that are friends with her all miss her. Ya get a chance, go by her page and leave a few rates. http://fubar.com/user/1641964 Thanks
A Woman’s Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep. One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed; and when I spend won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Rubs my back and wants to do more. Oh send me a man who loves my mind; not another that worships my behind. I pray that this man will love me to no end; and always be my bestest friend. - - - A Man’s Poem I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with great boobs who owns a liquor store next to a golf course. A chick who loves to send me fishing and drinking. And doesn’t care that my poems don’t rhyme.
I went to Lowe's to get some flowers to plant on the side of the house. I bought 12 flats that contained 10 plants each. I went throught the checkout and told the girl that I had 12 and that they each had 10 @.33 cents. She asked me if I had heard about the robbery down the street last night. I had told her I hadn't, blah, blah, blah.. Her last comment to me after filling me in on the deatail was. "Ya know, people really need to start paying better attention" I inserted my debit card and and paid for my purchase.. $4.19 It should have been at least 40 bucks. Normally I would have told her that she made a mistake. But ya know. People really should start paying better attention. LOL.. Those flowers look effing great too
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