Still haven't had any Coke..
43 days into this and I have lost 26 pounds and my man boobs seem to be shrinking
I have done 680 miles on the exercise bike.. 1782 miles to go before I
reach Misfits house. Wonders if she'll feed me!
573 miles to go to watch Vixen walk naked in the woods.
1667 miles to the Bunny Ranch in Nevada to save Cubby from his sins.