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Some cocksucker stole the last 2 Mango's off my tree. I just went out to get em, because I knew that they should have been ripe today. I was all set for a Mango Smoothie.. I guess what goes around comes . But it's been over 45 years since me and my friends cleaned out Mr. Adtkins Cherry tree. Well at least they didn't spit the pits all over the top of my wife's SUV. Shit, I'd better go check on my Papayas and Key Limes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.. heard it all before.. They were probably hungery! Well the motherless fucks could have knocked on my door and I would have given em 5 bucks to go get a dam Happy Meal. And NO I am not that NASTY old man that we all had in are neighborhoods growing up. But I might give it a shot. Hmmmmm, anyone know if it possible to electrify a tree. 110V, not 220V. I'm not that mean spirited :) Yet
