There has been a few things that have really bugged me lately... So I decided to write about them. Under normal circumstances, these little things probably wouldnt bother me, Might be the end of the Holiday Seasons, or what, I do not know.
I went the other day to get me a new Toothbrush, (Why these are called TOOTH Brushes, I don't know considering I have a full set of TEETH) and I'm looking around and I see all these wonderous new designs and everything. Rubber edges, tongue scrubbers, Circular designs, Bent styles, rubber handles for better grip, electric...
No effin regular TEETH brushes. All I want is a regular effin toothbrush. I don't need all these fancy designs and colors or whatever marketing ploy they are trying this time. I don't want one that says it's approved by whatever government agency that deals with dentists and thier like. I don't wnat one that has a gum messager or tongue scrubber. JUST A REGULAR FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH!!! or Teethbrush in my instance. WTF? A peice of plastic with bristles. Thats all I want. Is it too much to ask for? FFS. seriously...
As a lot of you know, recently I got a new job working at a Tobacco shop. I love it. They pay me to sit around, shoot the shit with customers, smoke pipes and cigars and play on the computer doing the website. Granted the pay isn't great and im only part time, but it suffices yanno?
Every once in a while we get some street urchin comming in asking if we have "Glass Pipes". Really? Look the eff around you. We sell Briar Pipes and Meershaum Pipes for somking TOBACCO. It's a pretty classy establishment that I work in and clearly designed for Pipes and Cigars. You want to suck on a glass dick, I don't care, but we obviously don't sell them here. Get your crack pipes someplace else. Or we have the customers that come in here asking if they can smoke "other things" in a pipe. Really? What else you gonna smoke out of it?
Keep in mind, I have no objection to any other form of "Herbal Enjoyment" but come on... Use your head. You can smoke whatever you want out of a pipe, but don't be so blatant as to ask if you can when cops and lawyers and judges are around you. (My tobacco shop is right down the street from the court houses so they come by every day. We even have a group that we call the "Lunch Bunch") Ehhh Whatever. Do what you will but we don't encourage other forms of smoking other than tobacco, and that includes anything you would smoke out of a glass pipe.
Speaking of my shop... there are some guys that come in and are just fucking total complete slobs. I have no issue with cleaning at the end of the night. It's in my job discription. But seriously... You smoke, USE A FUCKING ASHTRAY!!! Thats why we have a million of them out and about in the store. Stop fuckign asshing your cigars on my damn floors. How would you like it if I go to your house and do that shit? I can understand occasionally you aren't paying attention and you accidentally ash. It happens. But FFS, you sitting on a nice couch, an ashtray INCHES away from your cigar and you MISS??? REALLY???? Do you do that shit at home?? Oh wait, you are HERE smoking cause your wife wont let you do it at home. Either she doesn't like the smell as you guys claim, or your fucking SLOBBY about it. have some fucking courtesy dammit. And FFS, just cause you come in here everyday, doesn't mean you get free coffee. We charge a buck a cup because you guys are drinking it and the company doesnt pay for it. You guys are. And lets be honest, a dollar for a cup of coffee isn't that much. PAY FOR YOUR SHIT YOU GOD DAMNED CHEAP SKATES! Cause guess what, if they don't, The employees do. And im tired of paying for everyone's coffee.
ugh....
Also, I sit here at work (just as I am now, but im taking a break from the web site) and you see me with my computer out... Chances are (Unlike now) im working on the website. Don't fucking ask me to look something up for your damn amusement on youtube. My laptop isn't here for Customer Amusement. I actually do work while sitting here. Have some fucking respect, and because I go to the bathroom, does't give the customers the right to jump on my lap top so they can check thier mail or what the fuck ever they do.
Why is it when I go to a grocery store, jack ass people have to have fucking CART LOADS of shit and use the self check out line? Those lines are for people who just have a few things. So that way they don't have to stand behind people who do have cartloads of stuff.
I had someone get pissed off at me cause I was goign the RIGHT way down a one way street and I wouldn't get out of thier way when they were going the WRONG way down it. Seriously? Can't you read a fucking sign? It's big and white and it says ONE WAY. Or there is a big Red one that says DO NOT ENTER. Fucking idiots.
And I just LOVE people who constantly insist they are right even when PROVEN wrong. Fuckin man up and just admit you were wrong. Your intellect doesn't impress me. Especially when it's faulty. How can you argue with someone when you are proven wrong?? For instance, I had a guy argue with me about when a song came out. I can't remember what song or what group, but he was wrong. So I looked it up cause I knew he was and I was right. Sure enough, I was right. Dumb fuck CONTINUED to argue with me about it. Really? It's right the fuck in front of you, you fucking mook.
UGH
OK, I think I have ranted enough. Just needed to vent and get these things off my chest. I feel much better about it now.
-Sylent
