Little Johnny gets home and has to learn the difference between theory and reality.
He goes to his mother, Mom do you know the difference between theory and reality. His mom busy making dinner, asks johnny to go ask his father.
Johnny goes to the garage and asks his father, "father, whats the difference between theory and reality?" The father replies, thats easy son.
Johnny I want you to go ask you mom if she would sleep with someone for a million dollars.
Johnny goes to the kitchen, says "mom, would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?"
Mom after thinkin for a few minutes, says " well Johnny we could use a new washer, dryer, fridge, and some other things, so yes I would sleep with someone for a million dollars."
Johnny runs back to his father, Dad!! "mom said yes, we needed new stuff, and yes she would sleep with someone for a million dollars"
So the father then says to Johnny, well son go ask your sister if she would sleep with someone for a million dollars. So JOhnny runs to his sisters room says "hey sis, would you sleep with someone for a million dollars?" Hell yea!!! his sister replies.
Johnny then runs back to the garage, and says dad, Sis said "hell yea!!"
and then the father says to Johnny, see son, in theory, we should be millionaires.....in reality we live with two whores!!!!!!!!!
ha ha
