Current mood: silly
Men VS. Toys...OK I am not man hating really..I just think this is funny..I have had so many people ask me what is the difference between using a toy are having the really thing..Since I dont have sex unless I am in a relationship (yes its been 9 months now) and I use toys instead..Yes dont get me wrong love the touch, feel, kiss, smell and everything else that comes with a man..Anyhow this is the difference..
Toys:
1) they dont talk back.
2) dont have to worry about STDs.
3) dont have to worry about getting pregnant.
4) dont worry about it cheating on you.
5) dont have to worry about it lying to you.
6) its there for you no matter what.
7) you dont have to worry about where it is or what it is doing.
8) never worry about what it is thinking.
9) likes you regardless of what you look like.
10) dont have to worry if its gonna call you the next day.
Men: (not all men are like this I know this)
1) they talk back and half the time its a bunch of BS
2) they could give ya STDs (yes the HIV virus can fit through the porse of a condom scary uh)
3) Could get ya pregnant (yes even using condoms I did)
4) they do cheat (so do women)
5) they lie (so do women)
6) when ya need them the most it seems like they are no where to be found but yet they tell you can count on me to be there.
7) you worry about where they are what they are doing when they aren't with you( why we do that is beyond me)
8) we always wondering what he is thinking..I am pretty, was sex good enough, does he think I am a dumb ass, am I fat or skinny, am I good enough for him...yeah we are always wondering what they think.
9) to a lot of men its all about what us women look like they dont care if we are smart funny caring or anything else has long as we look good so they can show us off that is all that matters.
10) and after having sex they normally dont call..unless its just another booty call.
**So that is the difference yeah I could go on but I am not..And like I said I am not here to bash men just a funny thing that's all..As I said above not all men are like that..
