Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place
First guy:
You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.
Second guy:
That is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy:
Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.
They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?
Fourth guy:
I just set my alarm for 4:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said: 'Fishing or Sex?' and she said: Wear sun-block.