The USS Enterprise is lost again
Gps system is broke, misread instructions of paper and pen
They made a wrong turn and went so far
When they landed on earth they where scared from seeing their first car
Baggy pants and long Limousines
Confused while discovering skittles and jelly beans
Asking for directions hoping someone can erase their fear
Only confusion and laughter where to appear
With different shirts and appearance like so
Coming from a far away place, no one can know
How to leave planet earth, humans do not ask why
We do not drive space crafts that can fly
As the start trek staff began to wonder
What is this sound that is of thunder
From the blue sky with cluods and the sun from up above
Indeed many things about earth they do not love
Back to the enterprise to think of a plan
To outer space again quicky in a short time span
Captain Kirk and Spock while trying to fix their gps discovered classic rock
A back up gps they did not have in stock
The battery is low and the screen is cracked
A place for repair, knowledge they they lacked
Captian Kirk and Spock go out again to search for a repair store
Through a street and into a town they found radio shack with a giant glass door
Many gadgets and things
With different sounds and rings
Captain Kirk and Spock ask for help for a repair
With no money they offer a lazer gun, a deal thought to be fair
With a weird look in the face and a raised eye brow on the left eye
Something was weird and odd, but he did not know why
The trade was accepted, spock and captain kirk responded with glee
From planet earth they are to be free
They landed in Maine the cold weather was a pain
Star trek people do not like the wind and the rain
Mountains and tree's and near the sea's
All the wounderful earth memories
Spock and Captain Kirk are back on board
Everyone was greatful and the overal moral soared
Gps is fixed and off they go
The next destination will be a place they do know
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