"I am very much of the opinion that the only parent a child really needs in their life is the one who wants to be in their child's life. Not the parent who needs to be tracked down and made into a role model" -Judge Alex Ferrer
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take" -Wayne Gretsky
"When you're really drunk and you're a singer, you find yourself singing through the beer bottle and trying to drink the microphone....sorta...like...this" -Mike
"So, as you guessed it, I reluctantly and begrudgingly put the twenty down on the box, took his dollar bill and said "thanks". I must say it was a pretty tasty pizza, but not really worth nineteen dollars." -TJ
"Sometimes people put up walls not to shut people out but to see who cares enough to break them down" -Unknown
Intense...... "What is camping for 200 alex" -Kristin
"Holy shit, that's some straight up boner fuel" -Mike
"Screw you, with some sexual harrassment on top!" -Dave
"I'm coming over tomorrow. If you want. Then you can tell me a story...cuz there's always a story." -Jess
"Look at his car....it's like a bumper car." -Shawn
"He has the personality of a rock....come on, he could at least have a personality of a weed. They grow" -Laura
"Can I be like 'Yo she gives good brain' " -Jim
"Once you go Joe, you never go back." -Joey B
"Turner's got it goin on." -The most awesome cop ever
"This is not a matter of alcoholism, it's a matter of survival." -Turner
"Everyone has their mate....Every pot gas a lid....Yea....He must be the misfit lid that got deformed in the dishwasher." -Diana
"All girls are hot. Except the ugly ones" -Steve
"What can I say, my heart is vulnerable...yea, I can use big words too...like din din" -Demitrius
"Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're the wind beneath my....something....damn I forget the words." -Joey B
"Thanks to everyone who has shown so much support and love to my sister Taylor Hicks, who won American Idol last year. She was barely recognizable on stage, and if you ever heard her singing in the shower you would swear she was a different person!!!" -Brady
"What would a party be like if you didn't have Kevin 'party animal who tells stories of him getting hurt as a kid' Smith" -Kevin
"You're not the greatest friends, but you're the best I can find at the time." -Tom H
"She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket." -Anthony
"Talk to the elbow and get the BUH-GOCK outta my face!!!" - Eric
"What do you get when you combine the wit of Richard Pryor, the sex appeal of Brad Pitt, and the smarts of Doctor Phil...... Well not me but I bet he's a real steal" -Chris
"I'd like to hit you over the head with a stick but I'm afraid candy will spill out" -Katy
"Life is a ball, but only if you know it. You only live once, so make it count. Party like you'll never party again, forgive quickly, but never forget, and love like you mean it. There are too many people in this world that don't know how lucky they are, be grateful for all you have, because tomorrow, it may not be yours anymore." -Stevie Keys
"Nah, but my bird misses you" -Demitrius (wow totally forgot about the parakeet lovin' me til he said this lol)
