Almost Perfect's blog: "Taylorology: Chapter 1"

5'1" - 106 lbs. natural blonde hair - blue eyes. from pa... incomparible to any woman you have ever known before. _________________________________________________ 1. Water gets me more hyper than alcohol. 2. I make up my own words, like crazianity. I call it Taylorology - the study of Taylor. 3. I hate the phone. Like with all my being. 4. I'm commitment phobic and I do not believe in love anymore but almost always end up having a boyfriend. 5. I have a Tommy Hilfiger OBSESSION 6. I will honestly say that for the most part, I have the worst taste in movies. 7. I don't highlight or dye my hair. It is what it is. 8. I love to dance...especially on stage ;) And I can shake my ass to almost any song lol... 9. I should really be in my own comedy T.V. Show. 10. I am a fantastic flirt...unless I like the guy...then I completely ignore him (however, this is often case-sensitive as I am able to talk to anyone and I am very real) 11. I only take 10 or 15 minutes to get ready to go out. 12. I think the Jager song is one of the best songs ever written! My favorite band the Benderz in all their amazing glory sing it all the time at their shows. (My jager has a first name, its J-A-G-E-R....my jager has a second name, its MY-S-T-E-R...I love to drink it every day and if you ask me why I'll sayyyyyyyyyy.…“Ok this is the audience participation part of the show. On the count of 3, all you have to do is say ‘Whyyyyyyy Bill?’...Thats Bill” …”Im Bill”….“Ok…1 2 3...(Why bill) what the hell was that? That was terrible….drink more….by the end of the show you‘ll be really enthused….ok one more time….1 2 3 (WHYYYY BILL)…Becauseeeeeee Steve....Jagermiester has a way of getting ugly people laid.......…….it even worked last night.) 13. I am very impulsive and I hate to plan for anything. 14. I need weird guy repellent 15. I'm attracted to passionate (aka musicians- especially guitarists, artists, writers) and somewhat cocky guys with nice ankles (yes...ankles! don't ask). 16. I lovveeee taking pictures almost as much as being in them. 17. I never wear blue because it makes me look like I'm decaying. 18. I am allergic to most lotions, body-washes and soaps. 19. I drive fast...scratch that....waaaay too fast. Like Mario Andretti style lol. 20. I keep in touch with almost every person I've ever met. 21. I think I am the only girl on the face of the earth that hates (AND I MEAN **HATES**) Grey's Anatomy. You couldn't even pay me to watch it. If I had a choice of watching a 30 second clip of the show or stabbing myself with a pencil...I think the pencil would be a lot less painful. 22. My brother and I just started an internet radio comedy show (TayB Mail) thats a spin off from the formly JayV Mail which my friend Jason recently quit. We'd really apprechiate some listeners when we get it up and running (Details following) 23. Dating me is like baseball….you get three strikes then you’re done. No more chances…the only exception is cheaters and/or liars aautomatically lose their turn. I’m done and you will never get me back. 23. I do not like to feel like a sexual object- do not use me. I am better than that and I deserve better than that. FAVORITES: My Daughter, Poetry, Romantic slow old songs (like Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby, Elvis, Nat King Cole) or 80's rock Music, Writing, Working Out, Red, 23, Strawberry Chardonnay Salad Dressing, Nicholas Sparks Books, Snowcones (aka Windex), Strawberry Lemonade or Regular Iced Tea, With or without you by U2.....so much meaning....makes me cry every time rip jmr :(, One Tree Hill, I'm a corn-ball. lol never liked the chick shows, but this one gets me. Maybe I just have a thing for James Lafferty, he explains a lot, Pictures, Bein silly and impulsive, pool (which i suck at), the beach, basketball (which im too short for anymore although I did play most of my life), surfing those jersey not waves, talkin Italian (parlo l‘italiano o l‘inglese?), eating, working out, shopping but not like most girls do (i go i buy fast im done), soft pretzels, salty foods, drinking any liquid lol, italian food, Chinese food, bread, fruit, yea i like to eat...but im picky, pleasin, tommy hilfiger stuff, vickie secrets, painting, drawing.... *I can get wet without water, make boneless things hard, and make men eat without cooking....what can you do?* LOL ------------------------------------------------- Im an open book: I am not your typical girl. I am proud of the person I am and the person I have become. I even dare to say I like how I am and I do not change for anyone. If you know anything about me at all, you will notice one thing. I am an overly friendly person....and Im honest. I like being outgoing so when I say I want to hang out. I do. When I say you're cool. You damn sure must be. When I like someone, you'll know it. When I dont, well, you'll know that too.If I want to meet you, I will walk up and introduce myself. I have come to the conclusion that the only reason someone could ever hate you is because you are everything they want to be. And another thing: if the only thing someone can say about you is that you are nice, they must not like you much at all. People who talk shit need to just stop. If I have done something wrong, I am not too proud to admit it. I'll confess and I will apologize. I fight my own battles and I am never afraid to speak my mind. I dont like to sugar coat the harsh reality and I expect the raw truth back in return. I dont hide what Im thinking. I dont hide what Im feeling. If I have something to say, you'll hear it. Please do the same. I will respect you more for that. But I am too nice at times. I take too much shit from people. I refuse to make myself feel inferior to anyone else because I AM NOT. I am a forgiving person. I dont hold grudges. I love to laugh, be silly and joke around...about everything. I am funny and I love to make people laugh. Step aside Adam Sandler, here I am world. I love to flirt. Im good at that too. Most times, it is natural. I dont go out of my way to do it. Listen to me, if I like you, I'll let you know. No games- upfront and honest. I expect the same in return. Which reminds me, if you're not honest, I wont date you. I wont wait around until you stop lying to me about whats going on. I know the truth and I will give up. If you're confused, tell me. It will help your chances better in the end. I hate drama. I respect myself too much to be in a bad relationship- I would rather be single. I'm not one of those girls always looking to be in love. I'm not looking for Mr. Right in my neighborhood and I sure as hell, am not looking for Mr. Right here. Who knows if Mr. Right even exists? As far as I'm concern, love doesn't really exist. And if it does, it will find you. I'm a huge believer in fate, but only in the sense that I puts you in situations, then it's up to you. I'm extremely impulsive. I'm one of those girls who'll kiss if there's an unexpected opportunity. I love to catch people off guard. I also love surprises!I guess I like the feeling of the unknown. I hate liars- the people who cant be honest with you from day one. I hate when guys are shady but I love when there is an essence of mystery in a relationship. I hate when people are scared of things they obviously want....but when it comes to love, that is me. I hate people who hesitate in relationships. You only have a certain amount of opportunities...why miss one? I do not wait around for relationships. If you want to be with me, then you do. If you dont, then you dont. its simple. Dont play games. Dont waste my time. Dont waste your time. Dont run. Make me keep from running myself. I hate when people obsess over what others think. Be your own person and decide for yourself. No one will respect you if you have no respect for yourself. It starts from within. I respect confidence. I love cockyness for that reason. Looks are not everything. And if you believe they are, then you're more superficial than the pimps and the sluts who think that they're god's gift because they got laid twice in a weekend by different people.I'd rather go months without anything, knowing that the next time I get involved is going to be increible and special. Sex is not like air. Its fun and exciting but it should not be the essence of life. People obsess over it but years from now, you won't remember all the times you did it, you'll remember the moments that made it all worthwhile....strive for those moments. I hate when people have a fear of openness about sexuality. Thats so not me. I am open about my thoughts and fantasies and if I could find someone who was the same way without making me feel used, you already won my heart. Because thats the key to be sexual enough to be desired and lusted after but not to treat someone like a sex toy. I get very pissed at people who dont wanna know anything about me but my body....Im not just a valcano of lust for a random stranger. I am better than that. I am very sweet. Almost to a fault. And I looooove kissing. You can learn everything about things from a kiss... I am adventureous and impulsive. I am always open for new ideas. I love to shock people by random impulse. I spend my days searching for that ultimate trill of a lifetime moment. I try to avoid coming between guy friends, cousins, neighbors, whatever at all times (but sometimes, I fail miserably). It's not worth the loss of their friendship. I am not worth it. I hate when people are mad at me. I know everyone says that but I really hate it, especially when the reason is dumb. It drives me insane and I will do nearly anything to fix it, especially if it is a person I am very attached to. Please please please don't involve me in such petty bullshit. I try my best not to hurt anyone- even people I don't like all that much. I fail a lot though because I always manage to do something stupid. I hate that. People who over- react to dumb things are ridiculous. They need to chill out and just deal with the truth. I am looking for friends and a boyfriend that I can trust. If you don't have that aspect, you dont have much of anything at all. Life is change- deal with it. I wish I could give everyone everything they wanted- but unfortunately, I can't. I am not God (although, it was questionable for a while there...just kidding). I hate people who say "Im busy" Everyone is busy. But the truth is you always make time for what you want to. I always make time for the people I care about no matter how extensively busy I am, I am there....even if it it drop them a quick email or a call on my drive somewhere, I always check in. I will do anything for anyone. I love my friends and my family. Mess with them- mess with me. We travel in packs. I hate smoking. I just dont understand the appeal. I dont care if you smoke though, I mean, its not a huge deal....Its just not my thing. I refuse to be even remotely involved in drugs of any kind. I hate people who drink too much because "its cool" or "they wanna get slammed" I have a newsflash, you act like morons when you are completely obliverated all the time and the only reason one should drink is if they enjoy the taste. Ok, I drink. I love the taste lol. But it's something I can, in fact, live without. I dont know where I would be without my occasional long island iced tea or windex (haha steve) or shots (I love my shots of windex, nerds, crown, jager, or redheaded sluts). But it is not my life, nor will it ever control me. I dont like lazyness for the sheer fact that it is boring. I can not imagine being a lazy person or dating one. Working out, sports, even just walking- all crucial aspects to my very existance. I am not afraid of competition. In fact, I love it. Im a klutz- I trip, I fall. Im not always smooth. I say dumb things and I dont think before I talk...I am very opinionated. I am a great multi-tasker. Im mature enough to know you dont always get what you want in life. I understand that life sucks and never seems to quite work out. Somehow, I screw up alot. I always say or do something stupid. And I never think beforehand. I have no regrets. I do what I want, when I want and how I want. And I dont care about your opinion. *No one can make you happy. That is something that is entirely up to you. Throughout your life, there will be many contibuters of happiness, but it all comes down to you and your reactions to things. Life is based on passion. Nothing more nothing less. Be passionate about at least one thing in the course of your lifetime. Choose your passions wisely and follow your heart* ......I HAVE SPOKEN.....