Yeah! lol Im not a strip club virgin anymore y'all! GO FUCKING ME!
Last night, I was the DD for my friends Trisha, Brandi and Larry and I suggested that we all go to the strip club because I never went before. Well turns out, that Trisha and Brandi never went either so we were all devirginized last night!
Ya know, me and my bright ideas, taking 2 drunk including 1 drunk lesbian to the fucking female strip club was halarious.
Brandi, the lesbian (ya know, dykeish along with the short buzzed hair, big shirts and baggy jeans and shorts and what not) falls in love with a fucking stripper. She waited like an hour to get a damned lap dance from this stripper named Gina hahahah. It was halarious!
She was in fucking heaven and some.
We all walked in at like 1230 or so and turns out, me and Trisha were the only girls there (aside from Brandi and the strippers) haha and all the guys just stared at us like we were fucking crazy and some shit like that.
We sat down on this like two person booth thing and just took in the atmosphere and seen dudes getting their schlongs are hard from these chicks dry humpin them in the privacy booths which lemme tell ya, are all open in the front so anyone can look in haha. I decided to be a dick and start like straddling Trisha and do a little bit of lap dancin myself lmao. That probably looked horrible! But none the less, it was halariously fun.
And we sat there and waited for a hot girl to come out on stage to strip and for seats to open up right infront of the stage. Well 3 seats opened up and me, Larry and Trisha went and sat in 'em while Brandi was waitin for her lapdance and shit.
Some really really hot chick comes out with this unbelievably hot outfit on and starts doing her thing and what not. This chicks got her fucking clit pierced! I was like DAYUM! lol
She was all pullin it infront of our faces and shit... Looked like a rubber band. True story. I was like shitttt bitch haha. Then Gina, the stripper that had given Brandi her lapdance came out on stage (at this point, she was obviously done with Brandis shit duh right?) and started doing her thing and what not.
Larry and Brandi were both motorboatin sons of bitches! They wanted me and Trisha to be ones too! I was like, 'If I would let some stripper smack her titties all up on my face, my mom would disown me!' lol.
We were thinkin about going back tonight but I dont have the energy to do it. None of us really.
So yeah that was my first strip club experience and y'all gots to enjoy it with me. lol
