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Why is this always the last thing said during any break-up? It's never true. It's an easy out for someone who's not willing to admit the sad truth that a relationship is ending and usually it's because one person involved has committed an act so unforgiveable that they can never redeem themselves from it. In one single night I heard every imagineable cliche known to man. I still want to be friends. It's not you, it's me. I just don't know what I want. I don't know why I feel like this. And my personal favorite: Don't Cry. Well you know what world...FUCK A BUNCH OF YOU WITH A RUSTY METAL SPIKE! Here's some relationship 101 straight from the "Insignifcant Other to English Translation PocketBook": "I still want to be friends" - "I still want to be friends so you can take care of my pets while I'm out sleeping with other people." "It's not you, it's me" - "It's not you, it's me and a mutual friend having sex when you least expect it." "I just don't know what I want" - "I just don't know what I want, but it isn't you." "I don't know why I feel like this" - "I don't know why I feel like this about aformentioned mutual friend because I was never faithful to you, but somehow I think the guy I'm having an affair with could be the 'one'" People! Listen very closely to that last one. If you're the "Other Person", what the hell makes you think you will be the "Only Person" And last, but not least, my personal favorite... "Don't cry" - "Don't cry because the pain from that knife in your back will go away if I ever get around to removing it, but in the mean time I'll twist it to make sure the whole left in your heart is big enough." -If she starts to make you breakfast; she's going through extremes, but tomorrow I'll get shit-faced and today won't mean a thing.-
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