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Top 10 Reasons You Know You're A Mom
1. You can't step into the tub without slipping on a toy.
2. You haven't slept in about a year.
3. Your carpet is covered in stains that look like grape juice, but mysteriously, nobody knows how it happened.
4. When anyone near you is whining you go on autopilot and stick a binky in their mouth.
5. Your idea of a night out is running to the grocery store to get more milk.
6. You know every Hannah Montana song.
7. You fall asleep while doing dishes.
8. Your main source of entertainment is Nickelodeon.
9. You have seen the movie "Wall-E" about 37 times.
10. Those little people running around that call you 'mom'? Yeah, you couldn't be prouder of them.
