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Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born
Child: "God, They tell me you are sending me to Earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?"
God: "Among many angels, I chose one. Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
Child: "But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy."
God: "Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you every day. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy."
Child: "And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?"
God: "Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak."
Child: "And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?"
God: "Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray."
Child: "I've learned that there are bad men on Earth. Who will protect me?"
God: "Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its own life."
Child: "But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore."
God: "Your angel will always talk to you about me and will teach you the way to come back to me, even though I will always be next to you."
At that moment there was much peace in heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked "God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name."
God: "Her name is not important. You will simply call her 'MOM'."
