Not really but I saw a blog with that as the subject and just couldn't resist ripping on it.
Some random answers to random questions...
I'm glad I have two thumbs and some fingers...
My brain hurts when I have to think about stuff...
Alcohol loves me more than my parents ever did...
You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way...
You may not have length, but girth is what matters...
No No, that's perfectly normal for a guy a guy to do that...
I love you for your mind...
People make me sick too, but only when they speak...
Fire makes me hot...
Things I should get tattoed on my forehead:
Paper...Smoking...Table For One...No Officer I had no idea...
My mind is a cess pool filled with foul thoughts and turds of wisdom.
-Robert
