Like the way you think
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer
comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little
Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:-
"Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have
frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking
for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were
asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but
go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the
park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it;
and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like
your thinking."
