WHAT A GIRL HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
3. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
4. My ears are NOT handles.
5. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
6. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
7. Having my period does not mean that it's 'blow job week' - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
8. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just 'wrecked it' for you.
9. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavour to be repeated in the future.
10. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
WHAT A MAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will.
2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish.
3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word 'queef' mean anything to you?
4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair.
5. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. Trust me.
6. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavour country.
7. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth.
8. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better.
9. If you swallow, then you don't have to worry about getting any on your face, now will you?
Funny or stupid?
ok so I think this is hilarious...I wanna know what your guy's view on this is..hit me up and let me know..lol
