I'm George Costanza
You are prone to twisting the truth, (it's not a lie if you believe) you invented the it's not you it's me routine, and you have been known to take a tip back out of the tip-jar if the tipee didn't see you tip. You are a stocky balding man whose IQ rises considerably if you abstain from having sex and you would regularly drape yourself in velvet if it was socially acceptable. You may even have lupus.
