"Hot date in Alabama"
A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says
to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an'
I need mesome pertection.
How much is a pack a' them rubbers
gonna cost me?'
The pharmacist responds:
'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.'
'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says.
'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?