Im the asian heres an equation
I'll punch you in the lip and do a back flip
Nuts are game when he sees the flame
I'm Jackie Chan ill do what I can
I'm hand over fist with a great twist
I've got the Ong Bak to kiss im sock
Its nothin new to me and you
Im Jackie Chan ill do what I can
Hay looks its Jackie on the wacky Tabbacy
I think hes triping look at him skipping
Oh my god is that mel striping
I'm Jackie Chan i guess i'll do what I can
I'm Jackie Chan the lighting man
I'm after Suzanne shit now fran
Maybe oh Maybe
NO DONT PUNCH THE BABY
Man'o Man is this weed crazy
It makes my chinese but so lazy
I forget to eat my minds so hazy
Im so hungry ill eat a swan river daisy
I'll chill in hell and get to meet mel
The devil will show me his favorite game
Surfing in a volcano all I can proclame
I'm Jackie Chan I'll do what i can
