Have you ever thought about:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
just squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there...I'm gonna
eat the next thing that comes out of its ass."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about
him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point at their wrist when asking the time, but don't
point at their crouch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect and Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from
vegetable, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he get mad
at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first
place?
Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?
A - Almost
B - Better
C - Cute
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake
