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Jesus has my heart, and whiskeys got my liver. I float through life like a raft on a river. I know whats right and I know whats wrong. I know how to quit but now its been too long. Just the other day I was thinking to myself: "at least I still think to myself". Everything works except me of course, but I've still got some of my health. I grit my teeth and I wish that I could stand up and ram my fist right through this wall that keeps on keeping me in. I got sober, but now thats over, cause I'm back to drinking again. You see the time before I quit, I quit quitting the very next day. So many times I've lost count, I guess it just works that way. I forgot how it feels to feel good in the morning, well the mornings worth going to bed. Id roll out of the rack, a monkey on my back, I'd need a drink to ease my head. I'm not saying its the right way, hell its really no way at all. But it seems I'm never gonna get to tired of feeling 10 feet tall. So you may want to watch what your doing, or maybe you could just watch me. Its not always entertaining but you get what you pay for and buddy its free.

America and Beer

(Long but educational!) The Founding Fathers’ shared many common characteristics; all were white males and most were well-educated, politically experienced, and possessed above-average wealth. However, a common bond, often neglected by history books, between typical colonists and these socially elite leaders was their love of good beer.Beer was vital component in every colonial community. A widely known extreme simplification of the cause of the American Revolution was the colonist’s battle cry of “no taxation without representation.” When Britain levied the now infamous Stamp Act of 1765, to pay down war debts from the French and Indian War, many colonists reacted swiftly because the tax directly affected their purchasing habits. Gregg Smith notes in “Beer in America” that beer prices rose and supplies dried-up. As such, colonist took action. As a revolt against British rule budding patriots boycotted imported British products. Many colonists began to purchase only locally produced goods, including home-brewed ale. When the political rabble-rouser Samuel Adams met with the Sons of Liberty to devise a political response to British oppression it was at the Green Dragon Tavern in Boston with ale in hand. Throughout the colonies local taverns began to ferment political change. The colonial protests succeed and by 1770 all the taxes were receded, expect a tax of tea. Once again Samuel Adams and the Sons of Liberty met at the Green Dragon Tavern, while drinking from many barrels of beer purchased by John Hancock, the events later known as the Boston Tea Party were hatched. Benjamin Franklin, the quotable American diplomat, wrote in his “Poor Richard’s Almanac” that “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Franklin was a staunch supporter in the notion that beer was a healthy drink. He lived happily to 84 and as Franklin once wrote, “there are more old drunkards than old doctors.” Most of the Founding Fathers advocated drinking beer over spirits. It seems highly unlikely Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, or Adams would have supported a national prohibition that included beer. Even though Prohibition only lasted thirteen years (1920 – 1933) the aftereffects are still felt today with Sunday “blue laws,” alcohol content restriction, labeling laws and even “dry” counties. Likewise, the image of beer has yet to recover. Beer was once the drink of Presidents, inventors and revolutionaries.

My Trip to California

California Sun has sunk, behind the Anaheim Hills here comes the night. I was High on Junk and the warm winds of Santa Anna feel all right. I spend my day in blindness, at night i get my vision. I'm Dodgy 'cause there are no one indecision, because its wild when its wild!

Memories of childhood

We were in Oklahoma a little after 3am Randy, his brother Bob and my old GMC. We had some moonshine whisky and some of Bob's homegrown. We were so messed up we didn't know if we were drunk or stoned. Randy was a sad-sack, tall kinda frail; Bob was a raving maniac, crazier than hell. They been kicked out of high school several years ago for pushin over port-a-cans at the 4-H rodeo. Since then they've done their little dance right outside the law they were popped twice in Austin Texas, once in Arkansas. I don't know what possessed me to want to tag along, cause I was raised a Christian and I knew right from wrong. We stole two Charolais heifers from Randy's sweetheart's paw and sold them at the livestock sale outside of Wichita. We got $900 and never did suspect the world of hurt we'd be in once we cashed that check. Next day we heard the story on the local radio and made our plans that very night to go to Mexico. I swear we would have made it if it wasn't for that shine. I got sick about the time we crossed that Kansas line. I was layin in the bar ditch prayin I would die when a light come on above us and a voice come from the sky. A half a dozen unmarked cars came screeching to a halt they grabbed bob, he started screamin: "it was all my fault." There were men and dogs and helicopters buzzin all around, they had the brothers on the pickup hood and me down on the ground. Bob flew all to pieces but randy he held tight when a black man in a suit and tie stepped out into the light. He told his men to turn us loose they put down their guns. He said: "these are just some sorry kids, they ain't the ones." They left us by the roadside down hearted and alone, Randy got behind the wheel and said: "boys I'm going home." We turned around to face our fate downhearted but alive on that mornin in late April, Oklahoma, 1998

I wouldnt matter anyway

If I could live my life all over It wouldnt matter anyway Cause I never could stay sober Down that Bell County way.
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” “Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live.” “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” “Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” “The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.” “I am awake, I might as well be drinking” “It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.” “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” “Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.” “I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.” “Drinking is a way of ending the day” “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death” “My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.”
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