There was this bar with a hump back bartender waiting on customers. In walks a guy with a hairlip..
Hairlip: how you doing sir?
Humpback: fine sir and what can i get for you?
Hairlip: how much is your VO?
Humpback: that's $ 5.00 a shot.
Hairlip: $ 5.00 a shot!! DAMN buddy that aweful high.. i can't afford that!!
Hairlip: well how much is your gin?
Humpback: $ 4.00 a shot.
Hairlip: $4.00! $4.00! a shot are you out your fucking mind? I ain't paying that!!
danm bubby!! you gotta do better than that...
Hairlip: well how much is your beer?
Humpback: $3.00 a glass.
Hairlip: $3.00!! $3.00!!! a glass!! you must be fucking stupid!! Ain't no damn
body going to pay that price for a beer!!
Hairlip: well sir i can't buy anything in here but i just want you to know that
I sure thank you for not making fun of me being a hairlip and all 'cause
so many people do.. you have been a real gentleman!!
Humpback: yes sir and i'm glad you did not make fun of me being a humpback.
Hairlip: humpback!??! humpback!?? that's a hump on your back?? Damn bubby i
thought that was your ass 'cause everything else is so high in here!!!
