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Cajun Angels
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. I have some
Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are
swinging on The Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, and barbecue sauce is
all over their robes! Ham hocks, spareribs, and crawfish shells are all
over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing.
They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven
clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds! They have eaten
almost every animal up here! Some of them aren't even wearing their
halos, saying it is messing up their hair."
The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is
home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems,
let's call the Devil and see how he is dealing with his Cajuns."
The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang it, hold on!"
The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for
you?"
God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there
with the Cajuns you have there."
The Devil said, "Wait a minute," and puts the Lord on hold.
After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said, "Okay, I'm back.
What's the question?"
God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having with the Cajuns
down there?"
The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this... Hold on, God."
This time, the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and
said, "I'm sorry, God, I can't talk right now. These coonasses have done
put out the fire, and are holding a benefit Crawfish and Shrimp boil to
install air conditioning!!"
