Something I just don't understand, the Fauxhawk. To me, the mohawk was a statement that you just don't care about societies rules and you wear your hair how you damn well feel like it. The Fauxhawk is like, I want to rebel, but I still want to fit into corporate America. Which, to me, is the antithesis of the thing you are Faux'ing in the first place.
I'll say it here first, Fauxhawks are the mullets of the future.