Beauty is only skin deep so cut me open and call me ugly...
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so a blind man must be surrounded by playboy bunnies...
If you cut me, do I not bleed..?
What doesn't kill me makes me stronger...Let's just start with what makes me stronger...
To be early is to be on time, to be late is to take someone to court for child support...
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, so bums are Satan incarnate...
Here's an obscure joke... (If you laugh at this without looking it up I will make sweet, sweet love to you)
A mole walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I want a shot of whiskey please"
The bartender looks at the mole and says "Can't you read, we have a maximum occupancy of 6.022 x 10^23, we don't have room for one more mole..."
HAHA!
-Robert
